i have a watch. it tells time. it tells people without watches to shut the fuck up and don't ask me what time it is. My watch isnt fat so it can have seconds. But dont dare tell it to wait a minute. I'm not saying im better than you because i have a watch, i'm just telling you to go fuck yourself. My watch is powerful because it controls time. Kiss its ass all you want and you wont get those hours or days back. Piss it off and it will drag and drag as you agonize feverishly until you go completely mad and start hitting yourself with frozen pork chops.
The worst thing you can do is waste time. It's like slapping my watch in the face with his dead mother watch. Seem, time is always there and if you don't appreciate it, it's gonna fuckin run out. And you won't be able to kill time, but it'll kill you. My watch is also stainless steel. keeps it protected. Because i respect the value of time. I appreciate the work my watch does because i dont have the fuckin time to build a time machine, go back to ancient egypt and learn how to make a sun dial. What the fuck would i do if it was a cloudy day?! Fuck you! respect time assholes. that is all.
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